✨Call me Kai, Raisin, or Beedle✨
This is my main blog hi :)
Art blog: @prince-raisins-art
Current objects of my affection:
- welcome home arg
- metalocalypse
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every year I post this meme and every year people get more mad at me than they did the previous year
We all love urban fantasy but we have to contend with the fact that if monsters were real, some of them would be normies. Your werewolf boyfriend posts on LinkedIn. The tentacled horror you've been thirsting after is a Disney adult.
You did it, you made unimaginable horror within man-made comprehension.
we need to go back to hating tumblr. no more hellsite (affectionate). don't even think of giving these clowns your money. if i see you with a checkmark next to your name i'm opening fire
*sound of gun cocking* they can be disabled
tumblr's current business model isn't profitable and never will be and no amount of scolding from staff blogs or tumblr ad-free pay piggies is gonna fix that. don't let yourself be guilted into buying merch, badges or ad-free. you're throwing your money into a bottomless pit while the techbro ghouls running this website laugh about you at their next board meeting while applauding the shmucks coming up with new ideas on how to twitter- or tiktokify the website
''but tumblr needs to make money!!!''
if tumblr really wants its regular user onboard with keeping the website afloat then we should at least demand that they do the bare minimum in keeping the site functional. and right now, they're not even doing that. every change they've made lately has made the website/app worse. i should give my money to tumblr so what—they can make a more intrusive version of tumblr live? remove the chronical dashboard? come up with an even more transphobic way of doing content moderation? yeah, no thanks
reason #4937373737 to kill cops and their families
the day they took down ricky pee pee
me when i fucking hit something me when i fucking hit something me when i fucking hit something me when i
From a call I had with my best friend about what monkey wrench universe is like and it got interesting real quick
"have you seen the new marvel series" "have you seen this star wars spin off" "you have to watch it so you know what's going on in the next season which will be followed up by another two part show" "have you seen loki have you seen eternals have you seen wandavision have you seen the mandalorian have you AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa my penist my penice hurts can anyone get me an aspirin
